Thaddeus LaLande

ISSA Certified
ISSA Elite Trainer Certification
ISSA Nutrition Certification
ISSA Online Coach Certification
Kickoff Certified

Specialties

Losing fat
Arm wrestling competition

My Mission

My mission is to help clients build their overall fitness levels beyond their expectations as I did at 17 when I lost over 20 pounds. I am here to support and motivate anyone who is willing to take the steps to a better healthier you! ¨Our bodies are our gardens – our wills are our gardeners.¨ – William Shakespeare

“Don’t limit your challenges. Challenge your limits.” -Jerry Dunn

Why Train With Me

I would bring a unique set of skills to the table. I believe that by bringing exercise and nutrition down to a more basic level individuals will have greater success in training and nutrition. Also, having gone through a fitness transformation myself, I have the experience which enables me to relate to each client on a more individual and personal level.

My go-to workout

A full upper body weight training session followed by 10-15 minutes of cardio!

Healthy food I love

Homemade protein pancakes, And I can’t resist quest nutrition protein chips!

Healthy food I hate

I’m pretty easy going about food, if you put something in front of me I’ll probably eat it!

Why Train With Me

My go-to workout

A full upper body weight training session followed by 10-15 minutes of cardio!

Healthy food I love

Homemade protein pancakes, And I can’t resist quest nutrition protein chips!

Healthy food I hate

I’m pretty easy going about food, if you put something in front of me I’ll probably eat it!

Favorite workout music

Hip Hop, Pop, 1980s Rock, but it really depends on my mood, I can listen to almost any genre

What people are most surprised to learn about me

I'm a professional arm wrestler ranked 11th in the state of Oregon!

How it works

Let’s reach your fitness goals together.

Start with your perfect coach

Get started with your trainer based on goals and personality. Build your plan together with during your Kickoff video call.

Add daily personalized workouts & nutrition plans

Work out when and where you want with step by step guidance from your coach via our interactive app. Eat well with meal plans crafted by your coach just for you.

Keep doing your favorite sports and activities. We’ll mix ‘em in to your plan.

Reach your goals with daily checkins

Stay on top of your fitness goals with check-in texts and at a glance in our app. Your coach is there for you on demand, whenever you need.

Txt me often plz k thx

The Best Plan for You

No hidden fees. Unlimited workouts, meal planning, & support. Change your trainer any time.

Kickoff
- Daily guidance & unlimited text with your dedicated trainer
- Personalized nutrition coaching
- Daily custom workouts
$5/day
Billed once a month as $165
Kickoff Live 1x
Recommended
- All of Kickoff standard, plus:
- Weekly 1-on-1 live video workout with your coach
$12/day
Billed once a month as $350
Kickoff Live 2x
- All of Kickoff standard, plus:
- 2 Weekly 1-on-1 live video workouts with your coach
$17/day
Billed once a month as $530

Client stories

"Before finding Kickoff, I wasted so much time sitting in my car at the gym trying to google the "best" workout for the day. Now I never fret over workouts - they're sent to me with clear instruction in the Kickoff app. Working with my trainer via text has been such a benefit. Having that accountability was key - I beat my goal by 10 lbs, losing 40 lbs before my wedding day!"

Peyton

Texas

"Working with Kickoff is awesome! It has helped me learn so much about what it takes to transform your body. I have lost 23 pounds and 5% body fat since working with Rachel and I've never felt better!"

Augie H.

Florida

"As a busy, working mom, I don't like leaving my home to go to the gym. My trainer designs workout plans that I can do at home. Kickoff is realistic, sustainable & supportive. That's why it's been so successful for me!"

Miriam C.

Oregon

"I lost 70 pounds of fat (265 to 195) and am keeping it off with Kickoff! I’m now adding muscle and getting stronger! My coach makes it fun to stick to an awesome exercise and nutrition program that really works."

Giancarlo R.

Georgia

"I’ve lost 25 lbs with Kickoff and gained tons of strength and confidence. Thanks to Kickoff, I was able to tweak my nutrition & really see a noticeable difference in my energy levels. I am finally feeling like myself again!"

Brooke H.

California

"My body fat decreased by 5.3%. I don't have to stress about planning workouts. I love how supportive my coach has been. Kickoff has become a constant amongst the chaos of everyday life."

Ashley B.

Alabama

"My body fat decreased by 5.3%. I don't have to stress about planning workouts. I love how supportive my coach has been. Kickoff has become a constant amongst the chaos of everyday life."

"As a mom of 4, Kickoff has been such a blessing to me! It has helped me learn to eat and how to focus on different areas of my body, and it helped me gain more self confidence! "

Nicole H.

Tennessee

"As a mom of 4, Kickoff has been such a blessing to me! It has helped me learn to eat and how to focus on different areas of my body, and it helped me gain more self confidence! "

"I love the accountability I get. My coach helped me figure out nutrition and the workouts have been great. I'm impressed with my strength now. Fitness was a big part before, and it's been huge to get back in shape!"

Marsha R.

Canada