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Lauren Theisen

1 Year (ongoing) Degree in Human Physiology
CPR/AED/First Aid Child and Adult Certified

Specialties

Rehabilitation
Marathons

My Mission

My mission is to help clients achieve their goals no matter the challenges. Everyone deserves to feel their best mentally and physically. The journey can be challenging but possible, as I reached my goals after a 2-year plateau.

"The only workout you will regret is the one you didn't do"

Why Train With Me

I want to impact my clients' lives by improving their physical health through fitness and nutrition. While doing so I will provide every ounce of encouragement needed whether it's through text or phone call because the journey can be discouraging. After I hope that my clients have a better mindset and a genuine passion for fitness and nutrition.

My go-to workout

3-day gym split 1. back and biceps, 2. full legs 3. shoulders and triceps Run and walk on off days

Healthy food I love

Salmon, chicken, white rice, broccoli, quinoa, baked oats, deli meat, dark chocolate, potatoes

Healthy food I hate

Overnight oats (not a fan of the texture)

Why Train With Me

My go-to workout

3-day gym split 1. back and biceps, 2. full legs 3. shoulders and triceps Run and walk on off days

Healthy food I love

Salmon, chicken, white rice, broccoli, quinoa, baked oats, deli meat, dark chocolate, potatoes

Healthy food I hate

Overnight oats (not a fan of the texture)

Favorite workout music

Whatever music fits the vibe in the moment

What people are most surprised to learn about me

Recovered from ACL/MCL/Meniscus tear, Osgood-Schlatter, and chipped ankle bone. Still very athletic

How it works

Let’s reach your fitness goals together.

Start with your perfect coach

Get started with your trainer based on goals and personality. Build your plan together with during your Kickoff video call.

Add daily personalized workouts & nutrition plans

Work out when and where you want with step by step guidance from your coach via our interactive app. Eat well with meal plans crafted by your coach just for you.

Keep doing your favorite sports and activities. We’ll mix ‘em in to your plan.

Reach your goals with daily checkins

Stay on top of your fitness goals with check-in texts and at a glance in our app. Your coach is there for you on demand, whenever you need.

Txt me often plz k thx

Pricing

A certified trainer for just $2/day

A month of daily training for the price of 1 conventional session
No contracts or hidden fees

Client stories

"Before finding Kickoff, I wasted so much time sitting in my car at the gym trying to google the "best" workout for the day. Now I never fret over workouts - they're sent to me with clear instruction in the Kickoff app. Working with my trainer via text has been such a benefit. Having that accountability was key - I beat my goal by 10 lbs, losing 40 lbs before my wedding day!"

Peyton

Texas

"Working with Kickoff is awesome! It has helped me learn so much about what it takes to transform your body. I have lost 23 pounds and 5% body fat since working with Rachel and I've never felt better!"

Augie H.

Florida

"As a busy, working mom, I don't like leaving my home to go to the gym. My trainer designs workout plans that I can do at home. Kickoff is realistic, sustainable & supportive. That's why it's been so successful for me!"

Miriam C.

Oregon

"I lost 70 pounds of fat (265 to 195) and am keeping it off with Kickoff! I’m now adding muscle and getting stronger! My coach makes it fun to stick to an awesome exercise and nutrition program that really works."

Giancarlo R.

Georgia

"I’ve lost 25 lbs with Kickoff and gained tons of strength and confidence. Thanks to Kickoff, I was able to tweak my nutrition & really see a noticeable difference in my energy levels. I am finally feeling like myself again!"

Brooke H.

California

"My body fat decreased by 5.3%. I don't have to stress about planning workouts. I love how supportive my coach has been. Kickoff has become a constant amongst the chaos of everyday life."

Ashley B.

Alabama

"My body fat decreased by 5.3%. I don't have to stress about planning workouts. I love how supportive my coach has been. Kickoff has become a constant amongst the chaos of everyday life."

"As a mom of 4, Kickoff has been such a blessing to me! It has helped me learn to eat and how to focus on different areas of my body, and it helped me gain more self confidence! "

Nicole H.

Tennessee

"As a mom of 4, Kickoff has been such a blessing to me! It has helped me learn to eat and how to focus on different areas of my body, and it helped me gain more self confidence! "

"I love the accountability I get. My coach helped me figure out nutrition and the workouts have been great. I'm impressed with my strength now. Fitness was a big part before, and it's been huge to get back in shape!"

Marsha R.

Canada