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John Palmeri

  • NFPT Certified
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My Mission

I discovered fitness in my Thirties when I was in the worst shape of my life. It took years of trial and error and building good habits to get in the shape I'm in now, and I DON'T intend to stop learning and growing. I can't think of anything more fulfilling than helping others along that same path!
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"Sic Parvis Magna" (Greatness from Small Beginnings) -Sir Francis Drake
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Why Train With Me

I have the benefit of having trained in many different styles of fitness, so I'm uniquely positioned to help craft a program that meets YOUR specific goals and interests! I've also been a Coach and Instructor since my teens: my clients get the benefit of my decades of learning not just WHAT to teach but HOW to teach.

My go-to workout

Alternating rounds of Kickboxing (on a bag or Shadowboxing) & Calisthenic Strength & Mobility

Healthy food I love

A plate of Seasoned Brussel Sprouts with Cranberry Chutney! Throw in some lean protein too!

Healthy food I hate

I haven't yet found a Beet-based dish that I like, but I'mma keep searching!

Why Train With Me

I have the benefit of having trained in many different styles of fitness, so I'm uniquely positioned to help craft a program that meets YOUR specific goals and interests! I've also been a Coach and Instructor since my teens: my clients get the benefit of my decades of learning not just WHAT to teach but HOW to teach.

My go-to workout

Alternating rounds of Kickboxing (on a bag or Shadowboxing) & Calisthenic Strength & Mobility

Healthy food I love

A plate of Seasoned Brussel Sprouts with Cranberry Chutney! Throw in some lean protein too!

Healthy food I hate

I haven't yet found a Beet-based dish that I like, but I'mma keep searching!

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Favorite workout music

Hard Rock or Hip-Hop with a baseline rhythm that I can time my movements to

What people are most surprised to learn about me

I'm a Hollywood Stuntman who needs to stay in great shape to fight celebrities on Camera

How it works

Let’s reach your fitness goals together.

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Start with your perfect coach

Get started with your trainer based on goals and personality. Build your plan together during your Kickoff video call.
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Add daily personalized workouts & nutrition plans

Work out when and where you want with step by step guidance from your coach via our interactive app. Eat well with meal plans crafted by your coach just for you.
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Keep doing your favorite sports and activities. We’ll mix ‘em in to your plan.
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Reach your goals with daily checkins

Stay on top of your fitness goals with check-in texts and at a glance in our app. Your coach is there for you on demand, whenever you need.
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The Best Plan for You

No hidden fees. Unlimited workouts, meal planning, & support. Change your trainer any time.

  • Kickoff
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      Daily guidance & unlimited text with your dedicated trainer
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      Personalized nutrition coaching
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      Daily custom workouts
    $3/day
    Billed once a month as $95
  • Kickoff Live 1x
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      All of Kickoff standard, plus:
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      Weekly 1-on-1 live video workout with your coach
    $5/day
    Billed once a month as $160
  • Kickoff Live 2x
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      All of Kickoff standard, plus:
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      2 Weekly 1-on-1 live video workouts with your coach
    $7/day
    Billed once a month as $220
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Client stories

"Before finding Kickoff, I wasted so much time sitting in my car at the gym trying to google the "best" workout for the day. Now I never fret over workouts - they're sent to me with clear instruction in the Kickoff app. Working with my trainer via text has been such a benefit. Having that accountability was key - I beat my goal by 10 lbs, losing 40 lbs before my wedding day!"
Peyton
Texas
"Before finding Kickoff, I wasted so much time sitting in my car at the gym trying to google the "best" workout for the day. Now I never fret over workouts - they're sent to me with clear instruction in the Kickoff app. Working with my trainer via text has been such a benefit. Having that accountability was key - I beat my goal by 10 lbs, losing 40 lbs before my wedding day!"
"Working with Kickoff is awesome! It has helped me learn so much about what it takes to transform your body. I have lost 23 pounds and 5% body fat since working with Rachel and I've never felt better!"
Augie H.
Florida
"Working with Kickoff is awesome! It has helped me learn so much about what it takes to transform your body. I have lost 23 pounds and 5% body fat since working with Rachel and I've never felt better!"
"As a busy, working mom, I don't like leaving my home to go to the gym. My trainer designs workout plans that I can do at home. Kickoff is realistic, sustainable & supportive. That's why it's been so successful for me!"
Miriam C.
Oregon
"As a busy, working mom, I don't like leaving my home to go to the gym. My trainer designs workout plans that I can do at home. Kickoff is realistic, sustainable & supportive. That's why it's been so successful for me!"
"I lost 70 pounds of fat (265 to 195) and am keeping it off with Kickoff! I’m now adding muscle and getting stronger! My coach makes it fun to stick to an awesome exercise and nutrition program that really works."
Giancarlo R.
Georgia
"I lost 70 pounds of fat (265 to 195) and am keeping it off with Kickoff! I’m now adding muscle and getting stronger! My coach makes it fun to stick to an awesome exercise and nutrition program that really works."
"I’ve lost 25 lbs with Kickoff and gained tons of strength and confidence. Thanks to Kickoff, I was able to tweak my nutrition & really see a noticeable difference in my energy levels. I am finally feeling like myself again!"
Brooke H.
California
"I’ve lost 25 lbs with Kickoff and gained tons of strength and confidence. Thanks to Kickoff, I was able to tweak my nutrition & really see a noticeable difference in my energy levels. I am finally feeling like myself again!"
"My body fat decreased by 5.3%. I don't have to stress about planning workouts. I love how supportive my coach has been. Kickoff has become a constant amongst the chaos of everyday life."
Ashley B.
Alabama
"My body fat decreased by 5.3%. I don't have to stress about planning workouts. I love how supportive my coach has been. Kickoff has become a constant amongst the chaos of everyday life."
"As a mom of 4, Kickoff has been such a blessing to me! It has helped me learn to eat and how to focus on different areas of my body, and it helped me gain more self confidence! "
Nicole H.
Tennessee
"As a mom of 4, Kickoff has been such a blessing to me! It has helped me learn to eat and how to focus on different areas of my body, and it helped me gain more self confidence! "
"I love the accountability I get. My coach helped me figure out nutrition and the workouts have been great. I'm impressed with my strength now. Fitness was a big part before, and it's been huge to get back in shape!"
Marsha R.
Canada
"I love the accountability I get. My coach helped me figure out nutrition and the workouts have been great. I'm impressed with my strength now. Fitness was a big part before, and it's been huge to get back in shape!"
Peyton has incredible success with weight loss with his online personal trainer at Kickoff!
Augie has incredible success with weight loss with his online personal trainer at Kickoff!
Miriam got incredible results via her online personal trainer at Kickoff
Giancarlo has incredible success with weight loss with his online personal trainer at Kickoff!
Brooke got incredible weight loss results with her online personal trainer at Kickoff!
Ashley got incredible results with her online personal trainer at Kickoff!
Nicole got incredible weight loss results with her online personal trainer at Kickoff!
Marsha got incredible weight loss results with her online personal trainer at Kickoff!

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  1. Lose Weight
  2. Tone Muscle
  3. Build Strength & Muscle
  4. Train for an Event or Build Endurance
  5. Recover from an Injury
  6. Improve Nutrition
  7. Improve Overall Fitness
  8. Other
    Will discuss with my coach
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